It’s that time of the year! Pull out your jack-o’-lantern and your spooky mask, because we’re here to kick off a whole month of frights with the best Halloween quotes and sayings out there. Our list of scary sayings will get you, your friends, and your entire family in the mood for a wickedly good Halloween.

They’ll also get you in the mood to decorate pumpkins, craft a few DIY costumes, and even conjure up some cute Halloween crafts. Or perhaps you’re more of a foodie, in which case we hope these sayings inspire you to whip up a few festive dishes in honor of the last day of the month, from sweet Halloween treats to savory Halloween appetizers and even Halloween cocktails.

Halloween Quotes and Sayingss

These quotes will also make for great Halloween Instagram captions to commemorate your Halloween celebration! After all, you’ll want to show off your handmade costume and all your spooktacular decorations, won’t you? Ranging from downright scary to cute and funny, these quotes from our favorite writers, celebrities, and movie characters will have you reminiscing about all of your best Halloween memories.

Once our quotes get you in the spooky spirit, keep the holiday cheer going by queuing up one of the best Halloween movies or making a playlist of the best Halloween songs. Here’s to Halloween quotes and sayings, your way!

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Halloween Quotes and Sayings

Halloween Quotes and Sayings

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A mask tells us more than a face.

Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, ‘Never take candy from strangers.’ And then they dressed me up and said, ‘Go beg for it.’

We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones.

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can’t see where it keeps its brain.

Do you believe in destiny? That even the powers of time can be altered for a single purpose?

There is something at work in my soul, which I do not understand.

This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else.

If human beings had genuine courage, they’d wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.

Magic is really very simple, all you’ve got to do is want something and then let yourself have it.

On Halloween, witches come true; wild ghosts escape from dreams. Each monster dances in the park.

There is something haunting in the light of the moon.

The moon has awoken with the sleep of the sun, the light has been broken; the spell has begun.

Tis the night—the night of the grave’s delight, and the warlocks are at their play; Ye think that without the wild winds shout, but no, it is they—it is they.

I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.

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Funny Halloween Quotes and Sayings

Funny Halloween Quotes and Sayings

Halloween wraps fear in innocence, as though it were a slightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat…

Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us.

Where there is no imagination, there is no horror.

Halloween is not only about putting on a costume, but it’s about finding the imagination and costume within ourselves.

By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.

I love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner.

We have had our summer evenings, now for October eves!

It’s Halloween, everyone’s entitled to one good scare.

Trick or treat, bag of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.

The dead rise again, bats fly, terror strikes and screams echo, for tonight it’s Halloween.

I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color.

She used to tell me that a full moon was when mysterious things happen and wishes come true.

Where there is no imagination, there is no horror.

A person should always choose a costume that is in direct contrast to her own personality.

Nothing on earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.

On Halloween, you get to become anything that you want to be.

Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen, voices whisper in the trees, ‘Tonight is Halloween!’

Just because I cannot see it, doesn’t mean I can’t believe it!

Sticky fingers, tired feet; one last house, trick or treat!

There is a child in every one of us who is still a trick-or-treater looking for a brightly-lit front porch.

Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.

Shadows mutter, mist replies; darkness purrs as midnight sighs.

When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, ’tis near Halloween.

The farther we’ve gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we’ve come to need Halloween.

Best Halloween Quotes and Sayings

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Hell is empty and the devils are here.

This witch can be bribed with chocolate.

Double double toil and trouble, fire burn, and cauldron bubble.

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween.

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight.

Ghosts and goblins come to play on October’s final day!

Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere.

October was always the least dependable of months … full of ghosts and shadows.

It’s as much fun to scare as to be scared.

Believe nothing you hear and only one half that you see.

Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere.

Oh how the candles will be lit and the wood of worm burn in a fiery dust. For on all Hallows Eve will the spirits come to play, and only the fruit of thy womb will satisfy their endless roaming.

October was always the least dependable of months … full of ghosts and shadows.

Funny Halloween Messages

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If you plan to dress up as a clown, don’t bother. You’ll be well as your regular self. Happy Halloween!

The dead will rise up and haunt every living being except for you. Because you are a living skeleton. The dead might just confuse you to be one of them. Wishing you a great Halloween!

I think you should go back to where you belong when this Halloween ends. You have been around here for quite a long time. Your ugly goblin friends must be missing you already!

I can be your little monster and the scariest witch at the same time. Have a happy Halloween!

I hope the graves open up on your way tonight. The dead pulls you down and eats you alive as you scream. But no one is there to save you because no one actually cares!